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Post by ijklwasdijklwasd on Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:34 am

come on i know everyone must know at least one joke so put it up

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2 young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.At bedtime th 2 boys knelt to say their prayers when the youngest began praying at top of his voice "i pray for a ps3,bicycle,warcraft.........."His older brother said "why r u shouting god dosnt have a hearing problem"To which the boy replied"i know but grandpa does"

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Post by Yokurama on Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:27 am

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping.
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Post by Strange Candy on Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:16 pm

Little John was eating potato chips in the classroom when hes teacher turned around from the blackboard.
Teacher: John I dont want any of that in my classroom!
John: good, cause I wont give you any either!
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Post by evillord on Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:23 am

Its kinda Racist or wateva but here goes

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza,

A Pizza dosnt scream when u put it in the oven

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